Brown and Serve Turkey Sausage Recommended by Eric
January 27, 2011 § 3 Comments
My brother swears by these things. He makes breakfast every morning for his kids and often feeds them these. “Carl,” he told me, “get a George Foreman grill and pop these bad boys on there for a few minutes. They are delicious.”
To me they look like little frozen dog turds and I found them rather bland to the palate. I won’t hazard a guess about whether or not they actually taste like dog turds or not, as my taste buds may not be refined enough to detect the difference.
The bottom line is that I am not going to buy a new appliance just to cook mediocre dog turd sausages and likely will not buy these ever again anyway. Turkey shouldn’t be made into sausage, bacon or any other pork-like invention. It’s not surprising that turkey wants to be pork, but let’s not get too crafty with cross-pollination like this. Turkey is turkey and pork is pork and never the twain shall meet, except in my stomach.